Kid Rock sure does know how to get a crowd going. During his last performance at West Tallahassee’s famed Spartacus Club, Kid dropped a bomb on “woke” Ford: “That stupid gay rainbow thing? That Ain’t even a real truck.” The big screen then showed Kid next to his massive GMC Silverado, which is definitely not […]
Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up To Destroy Whoopi Live: “She Hates Everything”
Candace Owens had Riley Gaines on her show, and boy was it worth watching. Since she tapes at the same time as “T^he View,” Candace and her new friend decided they’d call in and talk to Whoopi Goldberg. “She hates everything,” said Candace, “I doubt she’ll even take the call.” She was right, of course. […]
Girls Tennis Squad Refuses To Play Team With Biological Male: “We’d Rather Forfeit”
The girl’s tennis team from Barron High School in Springfield, Kentucky refused to participate in a match against neighboring Shelbyville High after learning that one of the players on the rival team is a biological male. “We don’t care if we lose the points,” said Springfield’s team captain, “we’d rather forfeit than play a rigged […]
Coach Belichick Just Fired An Anthem Kneeler, ‘Not On My Field’
In a shocking turn of events, New England Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichick has made a decisive move in the ongoing national debate around kneeling during the national anthem. A player from his roster was promptly released after taking a knee during the anthem in the most recent game. Belichick’s justification was clear and succinct: […]
Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth”
When John Elway took control of the Denver Broncos, he made some demands. One was that he had full control over football operations. When the issue of kneeling came along, he made it clear: not on my field. Two of his players, however, continue to buck the system by kneeling during away games. The first […]
Breaking: Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for the ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite to Strum a Melody of Defiance with their ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour. In a recent event that can be aptly described as the Avengers of country music assembling, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean have announced their union for the most awaited tour of the century, aptly named ‘You […]
Breaking: Colin Kaepernick Caught Sneaking into Stadium, Explains “I Just Wanted To Kneel On The Field”
Caught in Controversy: Kaepernick’s Covert Stadium Entry Reignites Activism Debate in the NFL. In a surprising turn of events, the controversial figure Colin Kaepernick found himself making headlines once again. This time, it wasn’t for an unexpected comeback on the football field but for a rather unconventional entrance into a stadium. Kaepernick
Breaking: Pittsburgh Steelers’ Coach Tomlin Benches 2 Anthem Kneelers On The Spot
Steelers’ Head Coach Makes a Decisive Call Amidst Continuing National Anthem Controversies. In a bold move that resonated across sports news outlets, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin took swift action during their latest matchup. Both Stephon Tuitt and Derrick Mathews, pivotal players for the team, found themselves benched after choosing
Breaking: Megan Rapinoe and Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Off From The View
A Clash of Perspectives: The Unprecedented Exit of Megan Rapinoe and Whoopi Goldberg from “The View” Sparks National Debate. In a startling turn of events that has left both viewers and the media world in shock, Megan Rapinoe and Whoopi Goldberg have been reportedly ousted from their positions on the popular daytime talk show “The […]
Breaking: Roseanne’s New Sitcom’s First Episode Garners Higher Views than ‘The View,’ Shattering Records
Roseanne Barr’s Latest Sitcom Debut Soars Beyond ‘The View,’ Setting New Records and Reshaping the Landscape of Primetime Comedy. In a television landscape marked by fierce competition, Roseanne Barr has once again proven her comedic prowess with the debut of her new sitcom, a momentous occasion that has sent shockwaves through the industry. The fi