In a jaw-dropping twist at “The View,” conservative firebrand Candace Owens has reportedly shown Whoopi Goldberg the exit door, citing a strict “no toxicity” policy. Eyewitnesses claim Goldberg’s outspokenness clashed with Owens’ brand of conservatism, prompting the unceremonious eviction. “We’re all
Tom Hanks Booted from Barr’s Set: ‘No Room for Wokeness in Roseanne’s World!’
In a bizarre twist on the Hollywood stage, Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart, was reportedly given the boot from Roseanne Barr’s latest project, with sources citing clashes over “wokeness.” Apparently, Hanks’ penchant for promoting kindness and understanding clashed with Barr’s vision for the show, leading to his u
Whoopi Goldberg Crowned Hollywood’s ‘Most Toxic Loser’ in Unprecedented Upset
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood has crowned Whoopi Goldberg with a title she never auditioned for: “The Most Toxic Loser.” Sources reveal that Goldberg’s remarkable achievement stems from her unparalleled ability to ruin everything she touches, from award shows to political debates. “It’s like she’s got a
From MVP to VIP (Very Insignificant Pockets): LeBron James’ Financial Foul-Up After US Team Exit
In a shocking turn of events, LeBron James, the basketball icon once hailed as a financial juggernaut, now finds himself in dire straits after his unexpected elimination from the US Team. Sources close to James reveal that his lavish lifestyle, complete with gold-plated basketballs and diamond-studded sneakers, has left him financially depleted.
ABC’s Desperate Plea: Roseanne, Save ‘The Conners’ from the Chopping Block!
In a twist of fate worthy of a prime-time sitcom plotline, ABC executives are reportedly on their knees, figuratively speaking, begging former star Roseanne Barr to resurrect “The Conners.” Sources close to the network reveal that executives are scrambling to salvage the show from the brink of cancellation. With ratings plummeting faste
Roseanne Barr’s On-Stage Showdown: Declares ‘No Woke People Allowed Here’ in Confrontation with Robert De Niro
In a jaw-dropping scene straight out of a Hollywood script, Roseanne Barr sent shockwaves through the audience when she squared off against Robert De Niro on stage. With a fiery glint in her eye, Barr boldly declared, “No Woke People Allowed Here,” stunning the crowd into silence. De Niro, known for his outspoken views, seemed […
Elon Musk’s Billion-Dollar Bet: Backing Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg’s Un-Woke Hollywood Revolution
In a move that’s causing more shockwaves than a SpaceX launch, Elon Musk has just dropped a cool billion into Hollywood’s newest venture: an un-woke production studio spearheaded by none other than Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg. Dubbed “Freedom Films,” the studio promises to liberate cinema from the shackles of political corr
Michael Jordan Slam Dunks Woke Culture with Launch of ‘NIKE Is Going To Be Broke’ Clothing Line
In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced the launch of his latest venture: the “NIKE Is Going To Be Broke” clothing brand. Taking a jab at his former sponsor, Jordan aims to cater to those who reject woke culture. The brand’s tagline, “Just Do It… Without the Wokeness,” hints
Un-Woke Warriors: Oliver Anthony and Kid Rock Unite for ‘Save America’ Tour
In a move that’s raising eyebrows and probably some fists, musician Oliver Anthony and rock icon Kid Rock have announced a joint venture: the “Save America” tour. Promising to be as un-woke as a 3 a.m. tweetstorm, the duo plans to traverse the nation with a mix of music, patriotism, and unfiltered opinions. According to […]
Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen Take on Hollywood’s Woke Culture with New Non-Woke Actors Guild
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers, sitcom veterans Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have announced their partnership to launch a bold new initiative in Hollywood. Tired of what they perceive as the industry’s increasing “woke” culture, the duo is spearheading the creation of a Non-Woke Actors Guild. Acc