In a shocking turn of events, longtime co-host of “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg, reportedly exploded in a fiery rage after being fired from the show. According to sources close to the situation, Goldberg was “absolutely livid” when she received the news, which was delivered to her via a curt phone call from the show’s producers. […]
Just in: Olympic Committee Bans Troublemaker Megan Rapinoe for Life
In a stunning move, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has announced that it has banned Megan Rapinoe from participating in any future Olympic events for life. The decision comes after Rapinoe repeatedly caused trouble at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, where she competed with the US Women’s Soccer Team. According to an official statement from the
Just in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause
Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk. According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known […]
True: Snoop Dogg Snaps at CMT, Supports Aldean by Terminating His Own Contract
When the network that made its name on the back of country music decides to play gatekeeper, one wouldn’t expect a rap icon to be the unlikely hero. But hey, it’s 2023 and the world of entertainment is full of surprises. Country Music Television (CMT) is facing backlash after removing Jason Aldean’s hit song from […]
TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
Breaking: “Non-Woke” Beer Company Signs $10 Million Deal with Riley Gaines Opposite To Bud Light
Breaking: “Non-Woke” Beer Company Signs $10 Million Deal with Riley Gaines Opposite To Bud Light In the ever-evolving landscape of the beer industry, one company is making waves by embracing a different approach. In a surprising move, a “non-woke” beer company has signed a lucrative $10 million deal with Riley Gaines, a notable figure in […]
“Take Your Wokeness Somewhere Else”: Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show
“Take Your Wokeness Somewhere Else”: Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks Out Of Her New Show In a recent, groundbreaking development that has reverberated across the entertainment industry, esteemed comedian and actress Roseanne Barr has made a bold and unexpected move by dismissing the acclaimed actor Tom Hanks from her latest television project. This
Breaking: ABC Terminates Joy Behar’s The View Contract, Kicks Her Out Of The Show
In a surprising turn of events, ABC has decided to terminate Joy Behar’s contract with “The View,” effectively ending her long-standing tenure on the popular daytime talk show. Behar, known for her outspoken and often controversial views, has been a staple of the show for over two decades. However, recent developments have led to her […]
Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Loudly ‘Booed Off’ During Her Retirement Game
Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Loudly ‘Booed Off’ During Her Retirement Game The stage was set for Megan Rapinoe’s farewell game. The shimmering lights, the camera flashes, the thrum of anticipation—all converged on this day as the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team took on South Africa in Chicago. A day meant to celebrate an athlete’s storied 17-year [&he
“Aunt Jemima’s” great-grandson angry that her legacy is being scrapped: “It’s injustice to my family”
The Quaker Oats Controversy: “Aunt Jemima” Retires Amid Black Lives Matter Protests In 2020, Quaker Oats made headlines when it declared its intention to retire the “Aunt Jemima” brand in response to the Black Lives Matter movement. However, just one day after this announcement, a great-grandson of “Aunt Jemima” vehemently protested this decision,