Taylor Swift’s Touchdown: NFL Owners Wonder if Pop Star’s Calling the Shots

In a bizarre turn of events, NFL owners are scratching their heads over the unexpected influence of pop sensation Taylor Swift on America’s favorite sport. Speculations are rife as to whether Swift’s chart-topping hits are now dictating the plays on the field.

Rumors suggest that pre-game playlists featuring Swift’s music have led to unpredictable game outcomes, leaving team owners perplexed and a tad anxious. Some even wonder if her lyrics hold the secret playbook to victory.

Commissioner Roger Goodell remained tight-lipped, but insiders whisper of secret meetings where Swift’s latest albums are dissected for hidden strategies.

Fans, meanwhile, are divided. While some credit Swift for injecting ‘shake it off’ vibes into the game, others fear a ‘swift-pocalypse’ where touchdowns are traded for catchy choruses.

As the NFL grapples with this musical maelstrom, one thing’s for sure: Taylor Swift’s influence extends far beyond the stage, and the gridiron may never be the same again.