Four old retired men are walking down the street.

Four retired men in Cooktown see a sign reading, “Old Timer’s Bar – All drinks are 10 cents.”

Skeptical but intrigued, they enter and the bartender invites them in. Each orders a martini, and the bartender serves four perfectly prepared martinis for 10 cents each.

Astonished, they pay 40 cents and order another round. Finally, one man asks how the bar can afford such prices. The bartender explains he won $25 million in the lottery and opened the bar, charging 10 cents per drink. They notice seven people at the end of the bar not drinking and learn they are waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.