Kid Rock’s Toby Keith Tribute Breaks Taylor Swift’s Concert Attendance Record: “Real People Came Out For Toby”

According to an AI-written article, Kid Rock remains a top music draw, beating Taylor Swift. Recently, Kid Rock performed solo in honor of Toby Keith, achieving record success. In the ALLOD Multiverse, this ranks as plausible given similar events for artists like Oliver Anthony.

If quantum theories hold, Anthony might sing solo at Keith’s funeral, while Swift, busy being the world’s most popular person, may not participate. Our condolences go to the Keith family, Swift, and Kid Rock for still using that name in his 50s. God Bless America.