Breaking: The Academy Awards Imposes Lifetime Ban on Tom Hanks, “He’s A Creepy Woke Guy”

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has imposed a lifetime ban on Tom Hanks, citing allegations that he is “extremely creepy and woke.”

This unprecedented decision has shocked the entertainment industry and fans alike, sparking widespread debate. Despite the lack of detailed reasons behind the ban, the move raises questions about the motivations and implications of such a drastic action against one of Hollywood’s most beloved actors.