Quick Wit

Late one night, a husband texted his wife to wash his clothes and prepare his favorite dish. When she didn’t reply, he sent another message claiming he got a salary increase and would buy her a new car. His wife quickly replied, “OMG, really?” He then revealed, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message,” adding a playful twist to their exchange.

In another story, a man came home to find his wife packing for Las Vegas, saying she could earn $500 there for what she does for free at home. Surprised, he packed too, saying, “I’m coming with you—I want to see how you live on $1,000 a year!” His response left her speechless.

Lastly, an elderly woman waited for a parking spot, but a young man in a red Mercedes took it. When she confronted him, he smugly said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.” His comment highlighted their generational differences, making the old lady chuckle.