Woman left instructions for the repairman

Men don’t always listen, no matter the instructions. This was true for a handyman called to fix Laura’s dishwasher. She left clear instructions: fix the dishwasher, don’t worry about her bulldog Bob, but under no circumstances should he talk to the parrot.

When he arrived, the huge bulldog stayed calm, but the parrot’s constant yelling drove him crazy. Finally, the repairman snapped, shouting at the bird. The parrot quickly responded, “Get him, Bob!”

Hope this gave you a good laugh!