First Class Attitude: The Oyster Request

My seat on a plane was next to a sassy girl: duck lips, Dior handbag, latest smartphone, long painted nails.

When they started serving food, they asked her, “Chicken or fish?” And she’s like, “Don’t you have oysters?”
And the flight attendant replies, “We’ve got oyster-flavored instant noodles. Would you like some?” The girl made a face and said she wasn’t hungry.