Helping the Bride at a Wedding Took an Awkward Turn

I was a plus 1 at a wedding last year. By the evening bride asked me to help her pee in her dress. I didn’t know her but being a gals gal I assisted.

I made small talk whilst she peed and asked if she was having fun etc. She went into a weird trance and said: When I walked down the aisle, I was really disappointed that the groomsman I slept with a month ago didn’t turned up. I don’t think she realised she said it out loud. Anyway…the marriage lasted 9 months.