Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sunny Hostin found out the hard way that they aren’t welcome at Guy Fieri’s “Flavortown” restaurant. After finishing up for the day, the hosts of the sinking ship “The View” stopped by for a bite to eat, only to be sent packing. “Guy was here,” said restaurant Manager Joe Barron, […]
Anheuser-Busch CEO Desperately Appeals to Red State Drinkers To Buy His Beer Again After Bud Light Fiasco
Anheuser-Busch CEO Scrambles to Win Over Red State Customers Following Dylan Mulvaney Controversy Anheuser-Busch is not having a good time lately. The Dylan Mulvaney controversy has hit the company’s stock market price hard and sales have taken a hit. The woke marketing strategy did not have the intended effect, and as expected, the CEO, Brendan [&
Breaking: Elon Musk Adds ‘In God We Trust’ Sign at X’s HQ
Elon Musk’s Unconventional Move Sparks Controversy and Discussion in the Tech World. In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire known for his pioneering ventures in space exploration and electric vehicles, recently made headlines by placing an “In God We Trust” sign at the headquarters of X (formerly Twitter). This symbolic ges
BREAKING: Broncos Team Chooses to Stand for the Flag Instead of Kneeling in Latest Game
The Denver Broncos’ Thoughtful Decision to Stand for the National Anthem Sparks Debate and Reflection on Athlete Activism. In the ever-evolving landscape of sports and activism, one NFL team made a noticeable statement in their recent game. The Denver Broncos, typically known for their prowess on the football field, made headlines for a different r
Breaking: Tim Allen Joins Roseanne in Her New Fox Show
Tim Allen Joins Forces with Roseanne Barr for a Hilarious New Venture on Fox. In a move that has comedy enthusiasts buzzing with excitement, Tim Allen, the beloved actor and comedian, is set to join forces with Roseanne Barr in their upcoming Fox show. The news of this dynamic duo hitting the small screen has […]
Just in: Elon Musk Slammed with $100 Billion Defamation Lawsuit by Anheuser-Busch
Bud Light Maker Anheuser-Busch Sues Elon Musk for $100 Billion Over Defamatory Comments. Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Bud Light, recently made an announcement that they are suing Elon Musk for defamation. The company is reportedly seeking $100 billion in damages from the billionaire entrepreneur. The lawsuit was filed in response to Musk’s comments
Breaking: Jerry Jones Urges Dallas Cowboys to Kneel During Anthem; Team Retorts, ‘We Stand Our Ground’
Cowboys Showcase Unity and Conviction in Response to Jerry Jones’ Unexpected Request. It was a typical Sunday morning in Arlington, Texas. The Dallas Cowboys were preparing for their next game, gearing up in their locker room, focusing on the plays and strategies they’d spent the week perfecting. However, something was different on this particular
Breaking: Bill Gates Divests All His Bud Light Shares, Calls It ‘A Mistake’
The Billionaire Philanthropist’s Shocking U-Turn in the Midst of Anheuser-Busch’s Controversy. In a twist straight out of a modern-day soap opera, Bill Gates, a titan of the tech world and known for his strategic investments, made an uncharacteristic U-turn. The billionaire philanthropist, after recently acquiring a substantial chunk of Anheuser-Bu
“She’s A Troublemaker”: Olympic Committee Bans Megan Rapinoe For Life
The controversial decision to ban Megan Rapinoe from the Olympics raises questions about the intersection of athlete activism and sportsmanship. In a surprising turn of events, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a bold decision to ban Megan Rapinoe, the outspoken soccer star, from participating in any future Olympic Games. This come
Hoda Kotb Leaves Today Show Desk Mid-Show After Revealing Her Daughters Needed Her
Hoda Kotb’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom! So cool that she made it a priority to leave her Today Show hosting duties mid-show in order to personally drop her daughters, Haley Joy and Hope Catherine, off on their first day of school! About 25 minutes after the show began, Kotb revealed she […]