An elderly man’s having a problem with gas

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An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless. Matter of fact, I’ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.” The Doctor says, “Take these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and […]

They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women

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A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park. What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop, […]

Funny Conversation Operator

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Johnny had been taught to call 911 in emergencies, and when he struggled with subtraction, he saw it as a real crisis. He called the police, explaining his “emergency.” The operator’s response was heartwarming. Instead of scolding Johnny, they patiently helped him solve his subtraction problem. The operator understood that, in Johnny’s world, this

Woman Leaves Newborn on Business Class Plane Seat

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Rhonda’s life changed when she became pregnant at 16. Her father, David Harris, furious, gave her an ultimatum: abort the baby or leave. Rhonda chose to keep the baby and left home, only to be abandoned by her boyfriend, Peter. Homeless, she went into labor and was found by a kind woman, Angela Bamford, who […]

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