He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said….. […]
WIFEE! (FUNNY STORY)
ROMANTIC WIFE A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell PHONES. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me […]
A man come home…
Man Gets Home To Chaos. When He Looked For His Wife, He Found This. A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the […]
My Mother-in-Law Tried Snooping in My Bedroom Only to End up Screaming and Feeling Humiliated
A frustrated Reddit user sought advice on dealing with her invasive mother-in-law (MIL). Discovering her MIL rifling through bills in her bedroom, the woman installed keyed doorknobs to keep her out. When the MIL persisted, the woman devised a glitter trap as revenge. Despite her husband’s initial disbelief, the trap worked when the MIL ignored [&h
Man comes home early and panics when he hears his wife moaning from the bedroom
If you are in the mood for a good joke then we have one for you. Honestly, we haven’t laughed this much in a while. A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s […]
My 12-Year-Old Granddaughter Told Me I’m Not Her Grandma
In my cozy kitchen, my granddaughter Nina shocked me by claiming I wasn’t her real grandma due to our racial differences. Distraught, I sought resolution with Tina, Nina’s mom, who was equally shocked. Nina revealed it was Tina’s mom, Stacey, who fed her the false tale. With Nina’s doubts lingering, Tina took charge and conducted […]
Frances Bavier – the life of “Aunt Bee”
Frances Bavier, a superb New York actress, left an indelible mark on the cherished show “The Andy Griffith Show” as “Aunt Bee.” Despite her enormous popularity as an attractive and warm-hearted figure, Bavier’s intelligence and age occasionally caused friction with her coworkers, who were younger than her. After “The Andy Griffith Show” ended, stor
Brother Wants to Adopt His Little Sister after Dad’s Death, Finds Out His Wife Is against It
After her husband’s father died, one woman refused to take her husband’s little sister in because she and her husband had agreed that they did not want to have children together. A Reddit post that was twice restricted contained information about a man feeling conflicted about his little sister’s care. The original poster (OP) planned […]
A mārrìed còùple..
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of […]
Shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old..
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look […]