Funny A Man is Lying on Beach!

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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”

Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.

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“Why did you fail your math test?” his father asked sternly. Johnny simply shrugged and said, “My teacher isn’t very good.” Surprised by this response, his father urged him to explain further. Johnny began, “On Monday, my teacher said 3+5 equals 8.” His father looked confused. “And?” Johnny continued, “Then on Tuesday, she told us […]

True Stories That Are Scarier Than Fiction

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One night, while I was in bed, I felt something touch my foot. It was a tiny silver charm—a little angel. I was confused but kept it in my wallet for good luck. Twelve years later, while living in another country, I went to a work party. A girl I was meeting for the first […]

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