A guy walks into a bar (Funny)

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A guy walks into a bar (Funny Joke), A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment. He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes […]

He said…. I don’t know why you..

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He said…. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…. You wear pants don’t you? He said….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said….. […]

WIFEE! (FUNNY STORY)

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ROMANTIC WIFE A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell PHONES. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me […]

A man come home…

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Man Gets Home To Chaos. When He Looked For His Wife, He Found This. A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the […]

My 12-Year-Old Granddaughter Told Me I’m Not Her Grandma

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In my cozy kitchen, my granddaughter Nina shocked me by claiming I wasn’t her real grandma due to our racial differences. Distraught, I sought resolution with Tina, Nina’s mom, who was equally shocked. Nina revealed it was Tina’s mom, Stacey, who fed her the false tale. With Nina’s doubts lingering, Tina took charge and conducted […]

Frances Bavier – the life of “Aunt Bee”

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Frances Bavier, a superb New York actress, left an indelible mark on the cherished show “The Andy Griffith Show” as “Aunt Bee.” Despite her enormous popularity as an attractive and warm-hearted figure, Bavier’s intelligence and age occasionally caused friction with her coworkers, who were younger than her. After “The Andy Griffith Show” ended, stor

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