Megan Rapinoe’s Reputation Takes a Dive as Riley Gaines Claims ‘Woman of the Year’ Megan Rapinoe’s Reputation Takes a Dive as Riley Gaines Claims ‘Woman of the Year’ Megan Rapinoe’s Reputation Takes a Dive as Riley Gaines Claims ‘Woman of the Year’
Dog who’s waited for soldier dad for ‘a million dog years’ can’t contain joy when they reunite
Dog who’s waited for soldier dad for ‘a million dog years’ can’t contain joy when they reunite Imagine the joyous chaos when these reunions happen. Dogs, who may have been apart from their owners for months or even years, don’t forget. Their recognition is instantaneous, their joy, unbridled. But for one particular pup, the wait […]
Kid Rock Takes a Dump on Ford: “That Ain’t Even A Real Truck”
Kid Rock sure does know how to get a crowd going. During his last performance at West Tallahassee’s famed Spartacus Club, Kid dropped a bomb on “woke” Ford: “That stupid gay rainbow thing? That Ain’t even a real truck.” The big screen then showed Kid next to his massive GMC Silverado, which is definitely not […]
Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up To Destroy Whoopi Live: “She Hates Everything”
Candace Owens had Riley Gaines on her show, and boy was it worth watching. Since she tapes at the same time as “T^he View,” Candace and her new friend decided they’d call in and talk to Whoopi Goldberg. “She hates everything,” said Candace, “I doubt she’ll even take the call.” She was right, of course. […]
Girls Tennis Squad Refuses To Play Team With Biological Male: “We’d Rather Forfeit”
The girl’s tennis team from Barron High School in Springfield, Kentucky refused to participate in a match against neighboring Shelbyville High after learning that one of the players on the rival team is a biological male. “We don’t care if we lose the points,” said Springfield’s team captain, “we’d rather forfeit than play a rigged […]
Coach Belichick Just Fired An Anthem Kneeler, ‘Not On My Field’
In a shocking turn of events, New England Patriots’ head coach Bill Belichick has made a decisive move in the ongoing national debate around kneeling during the national anthem. A player from his roster was promptly released after taking a knee during the anthem in the most recent game. Belichick’s justification was clear and succinct: […]
Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth”
When John Elway took control of the Denver Broncos, he made some demands. One was that he had full control over football operations. When the issue of kneeling came along, he made it clear: not on my field. Two of his players, however, continue to buck the system by kneeling during away games. The first […]
Breaking: Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite for the ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour
Kid Rock and Jason Aldean Unite to Strum a Melody of Defiance with their ‘You Can’t Cancel America’ Tour. In a recent event that can be aptly described as the Avengers of country music assembling, Kid Rock and Jason Aldean have announced their union for the most awaited tour of the century, aptly named ‘You […]
Breaking: Colin Kaepernick Caught Sneaking into Stadium, Explains “I Just Wanted To Kneel On The Field”
Caught in Controversy: Kaepernick’s Covert Stadium Entry Reignites Activism Debate in the NFL. In a surprising turn of events, the controversial figure Colin Kaepernick found himself making headlines once again. This time, it wasn’t for an unexpected comeback on the football field but for a rather unconventional entrance into a stadium. Kaepernick
Breaking: Pittsburgh Steelers’ Coach Tomlin Benches 2 Anthem Kneelers On The Spot
Steelers’ Head Coach Makes a Decisive Call Amidst Continuing National Anthem Controversies. In a bold move that resonated across sports news outlets, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin took swift action during their latest matchup. Both Stephon Tuitt and Derrick Mathews, pivotal players for the team, found themselves benched after choosing