Paramount Puts Faith in Un-Woke Duo: Wahlberg and Gibson’s New Studio Lands Billion-Dollar Deal

In a cinematic twist that’s leaving many scratching their heads, Paramount Pictures has bestowed a staggering $1 billion project upon the shoulders of Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s latest venture – a ‘non-woke’ film production studio.

The announcement has sparked a flurry of reactions, with some questioning whether the studio’s slogan will be “Making Movies Great Again.”

Skeptics wonder if the duo’s definition of ‘non-woke’ will translate to a return to outdated tropes and stereotypes. Nevertheless, Paramount seems eager to roll the dice, proving once again that in Hollywood, anything is possible – even if it means taking a leap into the past.