SATIRE! Sylvester Stallone is launching “Knockout Brews,” a coffee shop chain aimed at providing a traditional coffee experience free from political commentary. Inspired by a visit to Starbucks, Stallone wants his cafes to focus on quality and service. Featuring a rustic-modern decor with subtle film memorabilia, Knockout Brews will off
Breaking: Jason Aldean Throws Jack Black Out of His Concert, Refuses to Let Him On Stage, “Never in a Million Years with This Creep”
Country star Jason Aldean has barred actor and musician Jack Black from joining him on stage, citing Black’s “woke” political views. This decision comes after Black’s bandmate made a controversial joke about Donald Trump, leading to backlash and a public apology from Black. Aldean, known for his conservative stance, said he wants
Kid Rock’s Performance at the RNC Shatters Records with Over 1 Billion Views
Kid Rock’s performance at the Republican National Convention (RNC) has become the most-watched show of all time, with over one billion views, surpassing the Super Bowl and World Cup. The ’90s rocker made a dramatic comeback, captivating a global audience with his energetic show and hits like “American Bad Ass.” This event marks a shift [&hell
Breaking: ABC Signs Tucker Carlson To Replace Jimmy Kimmel With A $400 Million Late-Night Show Deal
In a surprising move, ABC has signed a $400 million deal with conservative commentator Tucker Carlson to host a new late-night show, replacing “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” This decision aims to shake up late-night TV and attract a new audience demographic. Carlson, known for his controversial Fox News tenure, marks a significant shift from Kimm
Breaking: Roseanne Barr Joins Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson for New ABC Show, “Together Unstoppable”
Roseanne Barr is set to join Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson on a new weekly ABC show. This announcement follows Barr’s controversial exit from her own show in 2018 after backlash over her tweets. The new program, “The Barr, Owens & Carlson Show,” aims to provide candid discussions on current events, culture, and politics, f
Breaking: Warner Bros Pulls Plug on $100 Million Film Starring George Clooney Due to “Woke” Image, “Not A Good Person”
Warner Bros. has canceled a $100 million film starring George Clooney due to concerns over his political stance and public persona. The high-budget thriller, directed by an acclaimed filmmaker, was set for release next year. Clooney’s outspoken political views, particularly on progressive issues, are believed to be the reason for the cancella
Roseanne Barr and Dave Chappelle Join Forces For A New Non-Woke Actor Guild
Roseanne Barr and Dave Chappelle have announced the formation of a Non-Woke Actor Guild, aimed at combating political correctness in Hollywood. They stated, “Enough with the woke culture stifling creativity!” The guild will offer perks like “triggering” workshops and an award for the most politically incorrect performance. C
Candace Owens Says She Will 100% Sue’ Whoopi Goldberg Because Of Her ‘Wild Lies’
In a sensational turn, conservative commentator Candace Owens has announced plans to sue Whoopi Goldberg for alleged slander. Owens stated, “I shall not suffer these slanderous affronts! Whoopi, thou hast crossed the Rubicon of decency.” Goldberg has yet to respond, but sources say she’s preparing for a legal battle. The public eagerly
Riley Gaines Outshines Megan Rapinoe, Crowned ‘Woman of the Year’
Riley Gaines, a rising star in swimming, has surprisingly claimed the ‘Woman of the Year’ title, overshadowing renowned soccer player Megan Rapinoe. While Rapinoe is celebrated for her contributions to women’s soccer and social justice, Gaines’ recent achievements, including breaking records and winning gold medals, have earned her significan
Keanu Reeves Refuses To Sit Next To Whoopi Goldberg In The Oscars “She is Too Toxic”
The upcoming Oscars are generating buzz as Keanu Reeves has requested not to be seated next to Whoopi Goldberg. Sources say Reeves cited Goldberg’s recent controversial remarks as the reason. Reeves’ representative stated he respects free expression but wants to avoid potential conflicts or distractions during the event.