Michael Jordan Slam Dunks Woke Culture with Launch of ‘NIKE Is Going To Be Broke’ Clothing Line

In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced the launch of his latest venture: the “NIKE Is Going To Be Broke” clothing brand.

Taking a jab at his former sponsor, Jordan aims to cater to those who reject woke culture. The brand’s tagline, “Just Do It… Without the Wokeness,” hints at its bold stance.

Jordan quipped, “I’m tired of walking on eggshells; it’s time to stomp on them in style.” With designs featuring classic motifs and slogans, the brand promises to be a slam dunk for those craving unfiltered expression. Will NIKE feel the heat? Only time will tell.