Un-Woke Warriors: Oliver Anthony and Kid Rock Unite for ‘Save America’ Tour

In a move that’s raising eyebrows and probably some fists, musician Oliver Anthony and rock icon Kid Rock have announced a joint venture: the “Save America” tour.

Promising to be as un-woke as a 3 a.m. tweetstorm, the duo plans to traverse the nation with a mix of music, patriotism, and unfiltered opinions.

According to Anthony, the tour aims to “take back America from the clutches of political correctness.” Kid Rock chimed in, saying, “We’re not here to please the Twitterati; we’re here to rock and ruffle feathers.” Brace yourselves, America, it looks like this tour might just be the hottest ticket in the culture wars.