In a move that’s causing more shockwaves than a SpaceX launch, Elon Musk has just dropped a cool billion into Hollywood’s newest venture: an un-woke production studio spearheaded by none other than Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg. Dubbed “Freedom Films,” the studio promises to liberate cinema from the shackles of political corr

In a surprising turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced the launch of his latest venture: the “NIKE Is Going To Be Broke” clothing brand. Taking a jab at his former sponsor, Jordan aims to cater to those who reject woke culture. The brand’s tagline, “Just Do It… Without the Wokeness,” hints

In a move that’s raising eyebrows and probably some fists, musician Oliver Anthony and rock icon Kid Rock have announced a joint venture: the “Save America” tour. Promising to be as un-woke as a 3 a.m. tweetstorm, the duo plans to traverse the nation with a mix of music, patriotism, and unfiltered opinions. According to […]

In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers, sitcom veterans Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have announced their partnership to launch a bold new initiative in Hollywood. Tired of what they perceive as the industry’s increasing “woke” culture, the duo is spearheading the creation of a Non-Woke Actors Guild. Acc

In a twist worthy of a blockbuster plot, Keanu Reeves has turned down a lucrative offer from Marvel, citing his aversion to what he calls the ‘woke mind virus.’ Reeves, known for his stoic demeanor on and off screen, declared, “I’d rather dodge bullets in The Matrix than succumb to woke propaganda.” Marvel Studios, typ

In a harmonious collision of egos, Jason Aldean has politely declined Taylor Swift’s jaw-dropping $500 million offer to collaborate, citing concerns over what he calls “woke music.” Aldean, known for his traditional country roots, reportedly quipped, “I’d rather dance with a tumbleweed than tiptoe through the tulips of

In a twangy twist that’s leaving the music world reeling, country legend Hank Williams Jr. has taken aim at Beyoncé’s venture into the heart of country music. Williams, famous for his outspoken views, didn’t mince words, suggesting that Queen Bey should face a hefty fine for what he deems as “impersonating a country artist.&

In a move that could raise more eyebrows than an unplucked monobrow, Roseanne Barr has thrown her hat into the ring with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s new venture, ‘Hollywood Changer.’ The studio, touted for its non-woke ethos, seems to have found a kindred spirit in Barr, whose past controversies have been as numerous as [&helli

In a cinematic twist that’s leaving many scratching their heads, Paramount Pictures has bestowed a staggering $1 billion project upon the shoulders of Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s latest venture – a ‘non-woke’ film production studio. The announcement has sparked a flurry of reactions, with some questioning whether the stud

In a bold move to tackle their reputation woes, Planet Fitness has announced LeBron James as their newest brand ambassador. The fitness giant hopes James’ star power will overshadow recent PR blunders and attract a wave of new gym-goers. Speculation abounds whether James, known for his on-court prowess, can bench press Planet Fitness back int